THIS IS ME Hi, guys. I am the beautiful, wisdom, sexual ...air pods! On the morning of 8th September 2016, I was born. Mom and dad always say that I have fulfilled all their fantasies about their child--I am waterproof, portable, and cute. For what they said, I have always been sceptical. To be honest, last Wednesday, they almost left me alone on the taxi...
MY LITTLE BROTHER This is my little brother. I am two years elder than him. But he looks a lot older than me, as he has a big body. To be honest, he is really handsome, maybe…just inherited me~ Like all children, when we were very young, we asked our parents where we came from. However, my parents only gave a vague answer. So, until now, we are arguing over a question that who is the one that daddy picked from the rubbish bin, and who is mommy’s lottery prizes.Who knows? I guess I am the prize.
MY DADDY This is my father—a mobile phone. He always follows instructions although he is functional. He said his composed personality like grandpa’s and his rich content like grandma’s.
MY MOMMY This is my mother—iPad. She is an iPad. Unlike dad’s emphasis on various functions, mom always pay more attention on the visual perception. Because of the inheritance of her father, she can be turned into a simple laptop at any time.
DAD'S DADDY You can never guess what kind of machine my grandpa is. Let me put in this way, he is good at calculations. He is rational and rules-based. Why I hear someone say dryer? Can your dryer do math question? Okay, just a joke. Actually, he is a calculator. Does he look like the one that monash gave their students at the beginning of the semester? Looking at your calculator, maybe he is my grandpa’s long-lost brother.
DAD'S MOMMY This is my grandma. As you can see, she is a television. She is a very nice grandma, as she never stops me from watching TV. She says television is the most interesting invention in the world.
MOM'S DADDY Do you remember my mom’s gene that I mentioned before? I think you already know who her daddy is. Yeath, the laptop! He has some minor disagreement with my paternal grandma, as he thinks laptop is the most interesting invention.
MOM'S MOMMY Now, let me roll out my maternal grandma. She is a professional singer. She can link to any device at any time to broadcast any kinds of songs. Now, do you know who she is? I hear some say sound equipment. You are correct! She is the Bluetooth audio!
